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I got to tell everybody what happens what when the northern snowbird residence leave the state of Florida! We have more attitude in the month of May after they leave.

No photos on this one.

No picture would do anything justice. But it is early May 2019 and most other state license plates are not in the state of Florida except for the area of Disney in Orlando. My husband and I have been married 21 years as of next week. Being that it has been a long long long year, we decided to do the little celebration that we normally do one week early, because we normally go celebrate with our local Catholic diocese then duction and ordination of the new priests next week. I know, I don’t know what you’re going to say that they’re all bad because of the scandal. No, they are not all bad, just the same is not all teachers are not abusing all children.

So about two days ago we decided to rent a car because our car is no DEFUNCT! What does this mean? Our car no longer works. It’s gonna take about five or six legal clients for us to get a semi new car with low mileage.

Get a grip people! not everybody is out there abusing everybody. But there are some bad apples. And hopefully, they will take care of what they have to take care of. But that’s a whole Nother entry about what I really think. Stay tuned for that one!

But we walked outside and realized it’s early May in Florida and it’s getting hotter by the second! So being that it’s our 21st anniversary, and we just moved from our nasty house with all the problems, we decided to take the dog, rent a car and head north to swim in an ice cold Florida spring. We will be armed with a long leash for our Alfie the beagle dog.

I don’t believe we got a rental car! But, we don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and then that yes, we can and are able to make the money later on we decided to do this a little earlier than usual. So we’re going to use our hotel points that we earned before we moved , and take off for two days! Yes, the rates are cheaper for Florida residence with Hotel rewards points!

True, right now if you’re a Florida resident you can get a three day pass to Walt Disney World for $ 175. No you just read that and no you are not on drugs, hopefully. I will say it again what is Florida residents get into Disney Cheaper! Why? Because we adore hurricanes in 100° weather for 4 to 5 months when normal regular northern people totally Wimp space OUT!!! We have a saying about Florida residence and we use it with the attitude: no guts no sweat no cheap ass glory! And yes, we make fun of you to no end when you leave during the month of May and June! we like you were nice to you but we don’t like you you’re a Wimpy to us.

I don’t have the heart to tell him what we have a serious attitude and make fun of them behind their back with all their accents and other bad attitudes and all her bad attitude and we hope you’re looking the other way but if we not a nice bunch of people after they leave. Many of them are drippy and obnoxious and I’m sorry if it bothers them but that’s about the size of it after they all leave in crowd our roads. Does in the Catholic Church like to tell everybody what to do. They are bossy, they got a drippy why are you voice. And I need to go home. They most of them should’ve gone home around February. But they’re gone now. You need to keep them up there. We need to have the state of our self with the cheaper rates they charge us. People, they jack up the rates for them. How so? Most hotels are $300 a night when they’re here. Right now, the same room I just got for $48 a night in North Florida right next to an ice cold Florida spring!

Now, what the hell is wrong with that? Mmmm.

Seriously, we don’t follow them back up to their Hinderland areas where they live and invade their town! We should invade their town and bring these big large recreational vehicles and park them in the middle of their intersections and block everything that is right and wrong about their town.

We always wonder when they leave what do they do for a living? Where is specially would like to know what these Canadians do for a living that they are able to afford these big ass houses and these second homes in Florida. What are these years, I am going to follow about a few of them that I will do a full report and find out what happens when when we invade their town. I’m not going to bring oranges, I’m not gonna bring Disney tickets I’m just going to be very honest about it and ask them what would happen if hundreds and thousands of people came with our Florida plates invading their towns. I always wonder why they can’t handle the heat? Why does it make them so uncomfortable? Hell, we do it every year! I’m not only that, we handle hurricanes and getting our air conditioning fixed.

But think about it people: we get paid for dealing with hot cars sweating hair bad hair day is a little minor things like that! We don’t deal with your 40 below winters tours. It’s a trade off. Think about it!

Thank about it. What do you think about it? I have a Lotta people who read this blog let’s let’s just have it I need some comments on this one. What do you think the northern towns have rejected these people they send them self in October they go back after Easter. What do you think oh what are they saying they can’t handle the heat in Florida?

Please comment on this one if nothing else I would love to hear from you on this one. I may do some interviews of some local people that I won’t show their faces but I will get their opinion on Northern residents.

This is all I have to say about this for right now while I’m waiting for my watch to be ready to put the put in a dryer. My clothes need heat. They need that to dry. What can’t the northern residents who live here part time handle the heat?

I’m asking you all out there! Got that? And yes, dad, I wrote that.


I’m a 58-year-old lady married to gorgeous Atty in Clearwater Florida. We have been married happily for 23 years.we have a beagle named alfie who is almost 11 years old.